Say Cheese! Oakland Raiders Player Arrested. Who Does His Mug Shot Remind You Of?

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The details behind Bryant’s arrest are a little fuzzy, so we don’t know if this is the adorable face of the extremely inebriated, the mug of someone trying to be funny or a picture of someone who doesn’t know how to smile.

The San Francisco Chronicle reports on the Raiders defensive tackle, who was arrested on Sunday on a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief:

After allegedly going to a neighbor’s house inebriated and causing a commotion, Bryant was booked at 9:24 a.m., according to Miami-Dade County records. A police report wasn’t available.

Bryant was held on $1,000 bail.

Well, that explains the photo a little.  Still, we like to think that even at our worst, we might be able to fashion a halfway decent smile.

Bryant will become an unrestricted free agent on March 12, and Yahoo! Sports reminds us this is hardly the best time to get nice and toasty before taking a little trip to a neighbor’s house.

He is coming off a season in which he “started only eight of 16 games…but played in over 60 percent of the snaps and posted four sacks and figures to draw some interest on the free-agent market.”

That is, until he made a cameo at a Miami-Dade police station looking like a confused June “Mama” Shannon. – The Bleacher Report

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